December 2010
Fuck yeah!
sweetlittlefirefly:via. jennaanne01)
(via lereveur)
November 2010
she saw my comb over. her hour glass body…
Whoa whoa whoa. Back up.
“She saw my comb over,
her hourglass body(omit that)she has problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy”
Don’t correct me if I’m wrong but…
Do I have…
Is every guess I come up with going to be possible? I have no clue with those either. Ehh I didn’t want to get too caught up in its actual meanings. I was just taking it for its face value I guess.
nah i was asking if you would let me borrow your tooth brush… and possibly bartend my party.. haha
-________- Sure, Kyle. Toothbrush: loaned. Party: bartended.
What the hell are you guys talking about?
SHAT AP! This doesn’t involve you!
How dare you yell at me!
I can’t even… I don’t even know how to properly respond to that gif. I used to have nightmares about something exactly like that. Thank you for ruining my life.
![]()
You’re welcome.
she saw my comb over. her hour glass body…
Whoa whoa whoa. Back up.
“She saw my comb over,
her hourglass body(omit that)she has problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy”
Don’t correct me if I’m wrong but…
Do I have…
Is every guess I come up with going to be possible? I have no clue with those either. Ehh I didn’t want to get too caught up in its actual meanings. I was just taking it for its face value I guess.
nah i was asking if you would let me borrow your tooth brush… and possibly bartend my party.. haha
-________- Sure, Kyle. Toothbrush: loaned. Party: bartended.
What the hell are you guys talking about?
SHAT AP! This doesn’t involve you!
![]()
How dare you yell at me!
she saw my comb over. her hour glass body…
Whoa whoa whoa. Back up.
“She saw my comb over,
her hourglass body(omit that)she has problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy”
Don’t correct me if I’m wrong but…
Do I have…
Is every guess I come up with going to be possible? I have no clue with those either. Ehh I didn’t want to get too caught up in its actual meanings. I was just taking it for its face value I guess.
nah i was asking if you would let me borrow your tooth brush… and possibly bartend my party.. haha
-________- Sure, Kyle. Toothbrush: loaned. Party: bartended.
What the hell are you guys talking about?
- Bro #1: Dude you're so gay you cant even get a care package.
- Bro #2: Dude I'm fucking tired of this panda fag shooting my rc cars!
- Bro #1: Ahhhhhhhh chopper gunner! I got a fucking chopper gunner from my care package.
- Me: (Shoots the guy and takes the chopper gunner and tea bags the guy)
- Bro #1: PANDA YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAG BRO!
This winter can we make a group trip up to the mountains to play in the snow?
That would be the super.
sure
Bros on my team wont stop calling each other gay and how the other person wants to lick their butthole.
Hawthorne Heights - Ohio Is For Lovers
Yo Kyle, I see you’re pissed so how about a song to make you not pissed.
this could be dangerous, or no-one will do it.
Fuck it, why not. Im super bored anyway.
Do it.
stop having errors!
and it was to regester. FUuuuuhh
SEVENS IN HARRY POTTER. SEVEN BOOKS IN THE SERIES. SEVEN HORCRUXES. SEVENS ON HIS FOREHEAD
(via jimparsonsownsmysoul)
Other sevens in Harry Potter:
- 7 years at Hogwarts
- 7 floors of Hogwarts
- 7 galleons for a wand
- 7 positions in quidditch
- 7 tasks in the Sorceror’s Stone
- 7 potions in task 6
- 7 Weasley children
- Ginny is the 1st Weasley girl in 7 generations.
- Gryffindor beats Slytherin for the house cup for the first time in 7 years in the Sorceror’s Stone
- 7 books Gilderoy Lockhart requires for DADA (CoS)
- 7 muggles see Harry and Ron fly the car (CoS)
- 7 days of Aunt Marge (PoA)
- Arthur Weasley wins 700 galleons (PoA).
- 7 tear drops on Hagrid’s letter to Hermione (PoA).
- 7 people in the Shrieking Shack (PoA): Harry, Hermione, Ron, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and Pettigrew.
- Voldemort killed Frank Bryce who was 77 to make the 7th horcrux.
- 7 locks on Moody’s trunk (GoF)
- Dobby has 7 socks (GoF)
- Unicorns don’t turn pure white until they’re 7 years old. (GoF)
- Harry was “born as the 7th month dies…” (OotP)
- 7 memories of Tom Riddle (HBP)
- Harry and Ron get 7 O.W.L.s each (HBP)
- 7DADA teachers
- 7 questions Bellatrix asks Severus in Spinner’s End
- 7 Harry Potters with 7 Order members
- 7 races in the wizarding world: Human, Giant, Goblin, Centaur, Elf, Werewolf, Veela
- There are 142 stairs at Hogwarts which adds to 7 (1+4+2=7)
- Cleansweep 7
- Gryffindor Tower is located on the 7th floor
- Nicholas Flamel and his wife have 7 years age difference
- 7 hidden passageways out of Hogwarts on the Marauders’ Map
- Flitwick’s office (where Sirius is locked in PoA) is on the 7th floor
- 700 ways to commit a foul in Quidditch.
- The Tri-Wizard Tournament was first established 700 years before it’s appearance in the GoF.
- Fred and George charge 7 sickles for a canary cream
- Clause Seven of the Decree states that magic may be used before Muggles in exceptional circumstances
- The Room of Requirement, used for DA meetings, is on the 7th floor. (OotP)
- Cormac McLaggen’s mother was married 7 times. (HBP)
- 7 death eaters at the tower in HBP: Draco, Fenrir, Amycus, Alecto, tall blond, Snape, Gibbon as well as 7 members of the Order and the DA: McGonagall, Tonks, Lupin, Neville, Ginny, Hermione, Ron
- Lily began going out with James in their 7th year at Hogwarts
- The prophecy is in row 97 in the Department of Mysteries
- There are 7 Animagi registered with the Improper Use of Magic Office
- 7 people locked in the Malfoy’s cellar (DH): Ollivander, Luna, Dean, Harry, Dean, Ron, and Griphook
Is JK Rowling part of Bungies plan?
Chris is going to sleep.
too fucking bad Bungie shut down its server >:[
I looked at the cover and remembered almost trading my neighbor my brainboy for it.
I hates you procrastination.
I’m going to start calling you that every time I see you now
Please, do not tell me I am an empty person. Just because I do not believe in God does not mean my life is not grounded in something good. I believe in Love, and in finding something real through being happy. If your approach involves God, then great for you; just know that my life is not “lacking meaning.” I am not “miserable” without God. The Good Lord and I have a perfectly established mutual disinterest in each other, and we like it that way. It is none of your damn business.
Wesley the Wise.
Are girls really into getting climaxed on or is it just the picture of sex?
North Korea -> WWIII -> Judgment Day. I’m gonna cry from laughter. How can you be paranoid about that?
I’ve lost 15 pounds in the months since moving in with my mom. I’m down to 170 lbs.
He’s an anorexic. Tis true.